Dating Daycare
Welcome to "Dating Daycare," the ultimate safe space for women navigating the unpredictable world of modern dating. Join hosts Melissa Firpo and Allison Waterman as they dish out candid advice, share hilarious anecdotes, and tackle the toughest dating dilemmas faced by women today.
In a dating landscape filled with frogs disguised as princes and a jungle of jerks, Melissa and Allison offer a nurturing haven where women can laugh, learn, and empower each other to find love on their own terms. From ghosting to breadcrumbing, from disastrous first dates to navigating online profiles, "Dating Daycare" covers it all with wit, wisdom, and plenty of wine.
With Melissa's no-nonsense approach and Allison's comedic charm, each episode feels like a heart-to-heart chat with your best girlfriends over brunch. Whether you're swiping left or swiping right, "Dating Daycare" is your go-to guide for surviving and thriving in the wild world of modern romance.
So grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and join Melissa and Allison as they navigate the highs, lows, and hilarities of dating life. Because when it comes to matters of the heart, everyone could use a little TLC from "Dating Daycare.
Dating Daycare
F'n Fish Bowl of REAL CRAZY DATING STORIES -Dodging Disaster and Laughing at Love with Melissa & Allison
Ever wondered how to sidestep dating disasters before they happen? Join us for a laugh-filled episode of Dating Daycare, where Allison shares her latest dating escapades, including one curious encounter with a man who might just be the "Dick of the Week." As Melissa takes a breather from the dating scene, she and Allison dish out advice on spotting red flags and mismatched chemistry, all while keeping things light and relatable. It's all about arming our listeners with the tools needed to dodge unnecessary heartache while chuckling at the sometimes absurd world of modern romance.
Remember when meeting someone new didn't involve swiping right or left? We take a stroll down memory lane, contrasting today's digital dating dilemmas with the nostalgia of more organic connections. Online dating apps can be a jungle, filled with catfishing and repetitive profiles, and it's easy to feel overwhelmed by the constant stream of digital interactions. We dive into the exhaustion many of us feel with these apps and swap stories that reflect a growing desire for genuine real-life meet-ups. The modern dating landscape has its complexities, but we’re here to help you navigate it with humor and honesty.
Trust and respect are non-negotiables in any relationship, yet they can be tested in today's social media-driven world. We uncover how following explicit accounts or past infidelities can erode trust, and why setting boundaries is essential to protect oneself from toxic relationships. While exploring the allure of platforms like OnlyFans, we weigh the personal considerations and moral dilemmas they present. Wrapping up, we stress the importance of trusting your instincts and making sound choices, so grab your favorite drink, tune in, and let's tackle the challenges of modern dating together!
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Hello, welcome to Dating Daycare, where we help you navigate through the jungle of jerks. My name is Melissa, I'm Allison and we are here for another fishbowl, another fucking fishbowl episode. For those of you that are just joining us, that don't know, we are here to help you through all your dating woes, help you navigate through the red flags and give you sound, good dating advice, so that nobody's hurt, nobody's upset, and we all make it through this jungle on a good note together. It's wild out there in those streets.
Speaker 2:It is wild. So we those streets, it is wild.
Speaker 1:So we are here to tame it down, right? Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2:And you know what I wanted to discuss.
Speaker 1:What about have you before we get to our fishbowl? Have you, because my life's been a mess lately an utter mess, so I haven't been out there in the wild. Have you been?
Speaker 2:let's do dick of the week. I forgot dick of the week.
Speaker 1:All right, ladies, this is where me or allison will tell you we've been out both single, uh, and and we tell you who gets the award for being the dick of the week. I don't have any dicks of the weeks because my life has been in an uproar and I haven't been able to go out there in the jungle. But you're on the dating sites, allison, so I can't believe that, between before and now, one can't come to mind.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it's been kind of dry for me this summer. Yeah, I did date a guy who I suspect was gay.
Speaker 1:Or bi.
Speaker 2:No, I think closeted gay.
Speaker 1:Because Allison was telling me last week that you went out with a guy. You had a date. You had a date on a Sunday or something you were telling me about. You went out with him a few times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was him. That was him, all right, so all right.
Speaker 1:Maybe not dick of the week, but gay boy of the week. Let's hear it. Why is he going out with you? If he's going to, I want to hear it because I need to process it. No, I mean there wasn't much to it.
Speaker 2:I just Add some kind of feminine mannerisms.
Speaker 1:Mannerisms Kind of like the lisp. How many dates did you have to go on to figure this out? It was about four, four yeah.
Speaker 2:You caught it and then you said, well, wait, maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, like maybe he'll turn straight.
Speaker 1:You did, allison made one of the mistakes, ladies, that I tell you not to make.
Speaker 2:I never encountered that, so wait, I want an example though so you went out with him the first time.
Speaker 1:Just give me one small example of what triggered you the first day. Well, so just a small example.
Speaker 2:So we were sitting at a bar um my drink came. Did he plan?
Speaker 1:the date he did.
Speaker 2:But that's i's. I like you know. No, I'm just asking yeah, yeah yeah, he planned it, which is good, he kind of he's like. So how's your drink?
Speaker 1:Like that, in that kind of voice, like that feminine voice, yeah, with the hands, yeah. Okay, that's feminine for me, yeah, alright. So that just and anything else that date that's feminine for me, all right. So that just and anything else that date that kind of or was that really just slight? Little things like that. Okay, and then what about? But then you went in for more, you went back for more. We need to know why. So you the second date? Where'd you go?
Speaker 2:Out to eat Okay and then what?
Speaker 1:what did he what?
Speaker 2:yeah, I would just you know he actually he had, um, he has a brother who happens to be gay and I don't know. Yeah, I don't know I think. So that was just a little, it was just no, I just think. And he would mention things and passing like using the f word almost like it was gratuitous. It was not Give me an example.
Speaker 1:I don't understand Like what.
Speaker 2:The F you know.
Speaker 1:No, tell me, we're allowed to curse.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know, but it's a derogatory term.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, I understand what you're saying and I'm like ooh.
Speaker 2:I'm like I don't like that word.
Speaker 1:Okay, Like he was saying it, you know, Like he's used to saying it all the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, almost like. I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, so yeah, it just wasn't, so his personality wasn't for you either.
Speaker 2:I mean it's all right, but it wasn't there, the chemistry wasn't there, and that's it.
Speaker 1:You've had no other online dick of the week, no men with the dick pics or the you know, saying I like your rack?
Speaker 2:no really, you barely get a conversation with these men, and they're already like talking about your body parts.
Speaker 1:Hi, it was a few weeks ago and they're already talking about your body parts.
Speaker 2:So red flag, ladies Hi, it was a few weeks ago. He was like, wow, they're great, just wow, they're great. I can't imagine.
Speaker 1:That's why I can't oh to what are you referring? Right act stupid, yeah, just to see.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know I'm like no, I don't know. Help me Help to see. Oh, you know I'm like no, I don't know. Right, help me, yeah, help me understand, help me to know.
Speaker 1:Because this is the first conversation we're having.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is our first conversation. You know what amazes me, ladies?
Speaker 1:Let me tell you another red flag. I love putting red flags out there for you ladies. Any man that is so open to commenting on any part of your body, the first conversation or the first date, has a set of balls on him and that is to me just a huge red flag because it tells me they have no self-control. There are plenty of men that I meet, either out with my friends, or my friends introduced me to, or at work, you know, through our lives, and I'm like, and I think to myself, damn that man's hot. Or damn that man has a nice hair. Or wow, his face is chis right. Or oh, his arms look good in that t-shirt. But I'm not going up to him, even if my friend said, oh, this is my best friend, carl. And I think to myself, damn, carl's a nice body I'm not gonna be like damn carl, I bet you have a six-pack under there.
Speaker 1:Let pick up your shirt and let me see it like you have self-control.
Speaker 2:You know, I always wanted to do that, but you don't because you have self-control, you don't have self-control.
Speaker 1:I it like it's.
Speaker 2:It's weird yeah, it is weird right, very weird.
Speaker 1:So any of these men that because you are the queen of online dating, ladies, once again, if you don't know I wouldn't, touch it with a 10-foot pole and allison here.
Speaker 2:This is to be discussed. I'm going to get you to touch it with a 10 foot pole.
Speaker 1:See, our producer and Allison want me, as like a whole episode, joke, not joke, but take it to, I couldn't joke around with it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to make you a profile this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:They want to make me a profile and like make oh my god, I don't think I could do it. I don't think I have the energy, the time or the stamina for that, oh my God.
Speaker 2:One time a friend of mine she's taken. Now she's answering all those emails and swipes she had me log in, create a profile for her because she was like I don't want to deal with this.
Speaker 1:I wrote the whole thing for her.
Speaker 2:She got inundated.
Speaker 1:She probably lasted a week and she's like I'm done, well, right, because you know what I have to imagine. I have to imagine that people that are consecutively on it, I'm sure when you swipe or however these things work, you're used to seeing the same men on all the different sets, like, let's say, this five, a bumble, this, that I'm sure you're like, oh, I saw that guy, oh that, and you're, and you're like a pro at it no and I would imagine how many new people get on it.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm within a week, let's say not many, I would imagine, so no my single girlfriends will be like oh, this one again, Right.
Speaker 1:So I would imagine when I come up on it and I'm brand new meat. I have to imagine that everybody and their mother is like ooh, a new bait to fuck with. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Anyway, I can't Pretty much.
Speaker 1:That's what it is Right, so I would imagine, whoever you are, pretty ugly, nice, not nice, no one knows, because it's just a picture, so they're gonna go off your looks in the picture if they like that, you know. And then you're gonna just get inundated and please. And then how do you filter them? This has to be a whole nother episode for us yeah, no, there's a way.
Speaker 1:There's the women because, listen, I know a lot of you younger ladies and not younger, but people are like you. You're on it and then the other 50 percent of our listeners, like me, won't go on it. If you paid me a million dollars, shouldn't say that, because the both of them are probably going to make me do it for the show. But if I had my choice, as is, I've never been on it. I was on it once years ago. Which one? Tinder? What's the first one that came out.
Speaker 2:Before Match oh, pof, plenty of Fish.
Speaker 1:No, harmony, e-harmony, oh, that's a bad one, but that was the first one that ever came out Like the first one. I think I was in my 20s, like it was a really long time ago. Oh, they made you answer like 500 questions. An hour's worth of questions, yes.
Speaker 2:I mean, conceptually it's a good idea, but in reality, like what is out there, like the pool from which they they pull. Yeah, like the closest person will be like an Idaho or something.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, cause it's not a lot of people, right, it's not like honed into your area, yeah, but um, I was on a briefly, but you know it was a different day, it was a different time. We just discussed this on our last fishbowl back and I'm 47. For last fishbowl back and I'm 47 for those of you that want to know back no less than 10, 12 years ago, if a guy took the time to plan a date and spend his money and ask you on the date and take you out to dinner, he had interest in you. He didn't have interest in just fucking you. He didn't want to be friends with benedict there. No, ghosting, the world did not. It did not exist. That word Love bombing did not exist. So this is a whole new era and a whole new time. And what turns me off to those online dating sites is the catfish. I've learned about that. It could not even be your real picture. The vetting that you have to do to even decide whether that picture is really even that person is overwhelming to me.
Speaker 2:There are different tools online where you could submit a photo and it tells you if it came from an online site or something.
Speaker 1:I get it. I get it, I'm not privy to it, that's your area. From an online site or something? I get it, I get it, I'm not privy to it, I'm not, that's your area. But I'm just saying for women like me that aren't Reverse image searches.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like you know, all of that is overwhelming when we came from the era of go out, you know, go to where we live, you know a nice steakhouse or your friend's country club, or go play tennis you're on a tennis league at night, whatever, you're a book club, I don't know what you're into ladies and you just organically meet somebody, you know, when you're picking up your kids or out at the supermarket or that. I mean back in the day, that's what we did.
Speaker 2:It's different, yeah, and I think people are kind of people have exhaustion with dating apps now and there there's more desire to want to meet IRL. What's that In real life? Oh, ok, see, ladies, yeah, so people are just not accustomed to, to socializing with people in that way anymore.
Speaker 1:Which is sad to see to me, rather than vetting you and finding out are you a mass murderer? Are you a ghost? Are you a love bomber? Are you a liar? And having to join these, are we dating the same guy sites? It's so much easier for me to go to Blackstone and sit at a bar with you and have a drink and if someone buys me a drink, look over and be like, oh, aesthetically, do I like what I see and move from there. You know, at least I know what I'm looking at is the real thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know Anyhow All right, we'll get to our fishbowl, okay, so those of you that don't know I say this every time it's probably getting boring these fishbowls are real questions, real issues, real dilemmas from real women. I print them off of different social media sites when I think they're good discussion points and we're here to help you, ladies. So help you to pick out the red flags so you don't make the same mistake these women have or get into the same issues. Print them out. We open them quite often because I love this. It's off the cuff, we don't know what we're getting into and then we oh it's a long one, allison.
Speaker 2:No, it's not.
Speaker 1:Okay, Anonymous member this is from. Are we dating the same guy? Okay, ladies, I exchanged numbers with the guy I met on an app. He texted me friday and we chatted and I didn't hear from him the whole weekend. He texts me monday and tells me all he did was clean all weekend and do laundry. Didn't hear from him on tuesday and then he texted me today and said I don't seem interested and I must have met someone else. I don't even know how to take this.
Speaker 2:I mean. So why does she care that someone, a stranger, that she's just exchanging a few words with, if he didn't text her the whole weekend, why does she care?
Speaker 1:Okay, but listen to me because you're so savvy with this. Yeah, Because it doesn't freaking make sense. So she okay. So this guy and her obviously exchanged numbers. She met him on an app. He exchanged numbers with her, Rightfully. So this woman is imagining that he is interested, right, Because why would this loser exchange numbers with her if he wasn't interested? Then he texted me on Friday and they talked.
Speaker 2:All right, so they had a night.
Speaker 1:That's normal. All this is normal. This is headed towards. I'm going to ask you on a date. Then she didn't hear from him the whole weekend.
Speaker 2:My thing is people don't when people say that online dating sucks and it's difficult, it's not a cakewalk, but you have to do things the right way. So she's just sitting on her hands waiting, Like I don't give in to the pen pal dynamic, Just be like oh, I'm enjoying this conversation. What do you think about continuing this over a drink or something like that? You wrap it up.
Speaker 1:Good advice, Just back and forth, back and forth. Well, like I said for me, who doesn't do this? That's why I don't get involved. See, you're savvy with it. So after she chatted with him the first time, that should be, she should have said great chat. Yeah, listen, you know, let me know if you want to go out for a drink.
Speaker 2:But now she's asking him out no, you do it in a way where he you're asking his opinion on like what do you think?
Speaker 1:Or like yeah, she's asking him out, and then you got to cut it off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has to take the ball from that point, and then he does the planning.
Speaker 1:Whams if he doesn't, because I don't like the idea of me having to ask you out for a date to cut it off.
Speaker 2:The way you present it is opening the door for him to ask you out. Okay, yeah, so you're just letting him know that you would like.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm free next week, you let me know, but I don't want to be a pen pal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just say like uh, you could even say that you know I, you know I, I re most men are savvy enough to pick up the hint and be like, okay, she wants me to ask her out.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So okay. So then he texted her on Monday and said that all he did was cleaning and doing laundry.
Speaker 2:I mean, is he busy this weekend Because I have some laundry and cleaning to be done?
Speaker 1:But listen ladies, if you talk to him on Friday and then he didn't text you, you didn't hear from him all weekend, and then Monday he says oh hey, what are you doing? All I did this weekend was sit home and do laundry, I would block him and never talk to him again. No, but if he sat home and did laundry the whole time and didn't ask you out, not only is it like insulting, like you'd rather I get every listen. Sometimes I do my laundry. I start 10 o'clock at night after my kids. I'm not not gonna go out with you for a drink to blackstone because I have laundry to do, you're not? It's no, it's like.
Speaker 2:It's like weird no, he's probably lying. He's probably he's probably out with someone else.
Speaker 1:Okay, but let's not even go that far into the genre of it. Ladies, if he's contacting you and he is not asking you and the whole weekend goes by and he was doing laundry, you block him and you move on. You're right. She doesn't know how to take this. Take it as he's a loser jerk, because, I mean, the man obviously is either not interested in planning the date, doesn't know how to plan the date and would rather do laundry all weekend than go out with you. All three are red flags that are not good, so don't take it any which way. It's not you, it's him, and move on yeah, you just don't entertain the stupidity the dynamic.
Speaker 2:A lot of guys are actually surprisingly married and they just want someone to talk to. They want a therapist. A friend, yes, this is not phone a friend Like no.
Speaker 1:Right, and that's another very good thing that we said no pen pal. This isn't pen pal. Ladies, you should not be texting a guy back and forth every day for two months.
Speaker 2:Not even a week, just don't do it. How?
Speaker 1:many days, allison? Do you text back and forth with these online dating sites before you look for that going out?
Speaker 2:When do you?
Speaker 1:stop it.
Speaker 2:I mean within a week max. There's no way. So within the first week. Oh yeah, when you meet a guy.
Speaker 1:You're hitting it off. You're texting back and forth.
Speaker 2:It has to be within a week. Within the first week he has to plan the date.
Speaker 1:Otherwise, what do you say? To cut it? What do you say you don't?
Speaker 2:say anything, you just block it and move on. Yeah, just move on Right.
Speaker 1:Or if you felt like you wanted to say something, you could say listen, I'm not looking for a pen pal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it, thanks, bye, that's it. Okay, good, all right that was a good one.
Speaker 1:That was a good one. Don't get a bad one. Well, I don't think any of them are bad. She's saying that some of my printouts are bad. Some of them are bad. Melissa, you picked bad questions. Listen, I can only take what the public gives me. Oh, it's a little long All right, this is another one from Bad Moms Group, ladies. How would you feel if your boyfriend was following? Oh okay, here we go. All right, this is another one from Bad Moms Group, ladies. How would you feel if?
Speaker 2:your boyfriend was following. Oh okay, here we go. All right, but we got to discuss it because listen we're 47, but women in their 20s and 30s.
Speaker 1:This is a big question that I see all the time. Let me get into it, ladies. How would you feel if your boyfriend was following hundreds of, basically, porn accounts Ooh, this is a little different On Twitter and similar accounts on Instagram. I don't know how to word it to tell him how worthless it makes me feel and how disrespectful it all is? Am I being unfair? He previously cheated on me via dating sites and OnlyFansing women on there.
Speaker 2:I forgave.
Speaker 1:Like a delight, doesn't oh my gosh, I forgave him for that, but with the content he follows, I am worried that he will do it again. He also blocked three women who he's previously been fucking because I wasn't comfortable with them still messaging and then actively arranging to meet up. I got I got the we are just friends line to. They don't live local. He didn't actually meet up with them, I will add, and he chose to block them. I didn't have to ask him to Thank you, okay. So wait, I got to start and I know nothing about this shit, but I got to start.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm a little bit privy to Instagram. I have a TikTok account that I have a lot of viewers on, actually, but I'm not like I don't Instagram, you know, scroll and like hot guys, because I'm just not interested. But okay, I think the first thing we should discuss here is he cheated? Yeah, yeah, once you cheat, there is no going back. That is a red flag staple, ladies. I don't care if he was drugged with hookers at a strip club and he found out when he woke up that she sucked his dick. Like I don't care, there is no excuse there should be. I'm going to make an exception, not for me, but I'll put this exception out there. If you are married with children and you find out he cheated, I get that, I get it, it's a lot when you are single, dating or engaged.
Speaker 1:I don't care if there's a ring on your finger and you find out that your boyfriend cheated with porn accounts on Twitter that you need. Her first mistake was forgiving and going back. You're getting what you've always gotten and now you're confused why you're getting it again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is not. This is a big problem. I hear it a lot, especially with the OnlyFans accounts and all the scantily clad Instagram chicks. That's all they follow. Oh my God, I've gotten so many offers to make OnlyFans accounts.
Speaker 1:Oh, you have, I have. Oh, you have, I have. And let me tell you something, ladies, when I see those women making half a million dollars a, year just walking around naked. Let me tell you something. I think about it quite often it is very tempting to me, but I have two children and with my luck, forget it. My moral value pulls me back, but every day I swear to you. Do you know how easy that is?
Speaker 2:No, I know someone who does.
Speaker 1:In front of a camera, with nobody in the room. You're in your bedroom alone, naked. I couldn't give a shit. I could do that all day long. I'm sorry, but my personality allows it, but I don't.
Speaker 2:Not just what about feet pics I don't Not just.
Speaker 1:What about feet pics? I don't care, I do hand pics, feet pics, pics of my tits. I don't give, I'm alone in my room, but then it's on the internet and God only knows.
Speaker 2:But then they have to pay for it.
Speaker 1:Like I've never had been on OnlyFans. I don't obviously frequent it. I just know that a lot of girls do a little porn on it naked and they do a subscription right and they get you know hundreds of thousands I know someone who makes seven figures during that.
Speaker 1:I can't yeah yeah, it's so tempting, okay, anyway, I got sidetracked. I got for all you ladies that are on, only fans. We want to hear from you and I want to know how much you make, because I want to be jealous, so jealous, okay, anyway. Um, okay, now she. She went back. He blocked three women that he was previously fucking and she didn't even have to ask him to. She breadcrumbing her. But I'm just saying she's taking the breadcrumbs, she's taking the, the, the bare minimum breadcrumbs this guy should have after she forgave him for cheating on her. And how does he even meet these porn people and meet up with them, whatever? It's a whole other thing. Anyway, that's a lot of dedication right there For him to find a porn account, write them, fly out there and meet up with them, to fuck them. He should be putting in that amount of energy into her when she forgave him and I just like a side note guys that are like really embedded in this.
Speaker 2:It's often like a, an addiction, and they're not gonna stop because it feels good.
Speaker 1:They're just not well, they get all the attention, their attention. They get all their attention seekers. They want all the attention and put in none of the work.
Speaker 2:It's really easy. They want access to all the goodies.
Speaker 1:And put in none of the headaches PMs when I say I'm sure it's much easier to contact these porn accounts and meet them and fuck them, and then not saying that they're hookers, because I know, oh, not everybody. You know it's easy. But listen, it's assumed he's meeting women on porn accounts and fucking them, so obviously he got access to them. There's no work there. There's maybe money involved, right, hooker costs money. Maybe no money involved, but either way it's much easier than putting in effort to gain that from a girl you think is pretty that you meet out.
Speaker 2:This is a mess. He needs to be by himself.
Speaker 1:Right, fucking all the porn stars that he wants leave him, leave him be absolutely, absolutely okay. So that's that first mistake in red flag. Ladies, do not um forgive men that have cheated on you. You know why? Because if they did it once, they're gonna do it again. 99. I even have close girlfriends that are married with kids that this happened to, and last I heard we were going on the third time.
Speaker 2:Third time's the charm.
Speaker 1:He cheated once, got caught, never, never again got cheated again. Years later, though, cheated again, got caught, and then you know she, she kicked him out good for her yeah, they always. I don't. I don't think I've ever heard of a case have you, um, where caught him cheating, forgave him and he didn't do it again. No, nobody that I know, none of my friends. Uh, they always got caught doing it again. It was repetitive, even people I know people like that shouldn't be in relationships.
Speaker 2:Just stay single, yeah, and fuck whoever you want absolutely no, absolutely free access.
Speaker 1:Yeah, good all right all right. Thank you so much for following us and listening. We really hope that each episode gives some of you out there some help and some red flags and some guidance, right, because one thing that's hard for one woman or man is not hard for another, right, like, for you it's easy with the dating websites and for me it seems very difficult, and then when I tell you I go out organically, you're like oh my.
Speaker 1:God, you get the anxiety Like I get when you tell me you go on the dating. So really, what's easy for one woman is not necessarily easy for another, but we're hoping that all the fishbowls at least address somebody that's been through it or is going through it. And I'm telling you our advice is sound so damn it. I need to listen to it?
Speaker 2:Oh, it is.
Speaker 1:Oh please, I'm like cocky, my advice is sound, because every time I haven't followed it I myself have gotten into shit, absolute shit. I hate that when you're like, oh, I should have, and then you find yourself where you don't want to be, and then you're hurt, you're disappointed, you're shocked. You just got to you. Make sound choices, safe choices you won't end up there. Choices that make sense. Amen, amen, all right, ladies, thank you, thank you, thank you Join us next time.
Speaker 1:Have your bottle of wine or your vodka and we will entertain you. Bye, bye.
